Meme: Sex Meme
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armanyaThis looked like fun, so I wanted to do it! I will prewarn (but not apologize) for NSFW and TMI.
1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
More than one tbh...
2. Have you ever HAD sex with a friend?
Well, I was just friends with my sub for over a year before we ever did anything sexual, so yes.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left. I sleep on my left side and want to face out from the middle so... (spooning! :DDDD)
4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope.
5. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
In the shower, yes, many times.
6. Do you watch/read pornography?
... ... ... I think we all know the answer to this. ^^ (Yes.)
7. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Depends what's meant by this... I mostly top, but I wouldn't consider people who bottom for me passive. Passive bottoms are boring. But they're not exactly aggressive, either.
8. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
ALL THE TIME! :D Lol, erm, I like sleepy morning sex.
9. Would you choose love or money?
Love.
10. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Spanking, bondage, orgasm control/forced orgasms.
11. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Eh, does does the *kneads breasts a little* *sticks it in* *uh- uh- uh- DONE* *roll over* *sleep* thing count? Cause hey, no foreplay and not making sure I even orgasm is pretty damn rude.
12. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Hm. *thinks* sex by candlelight on the sofa, probably.
13. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Bent over the kitchen table? Probably, I think. I'm not really into exhibitionism/public sex and there aren't really many weird places in the home lol.
14. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Well, me and sub did live in a room that wasn't lockable for a couple of months, and we had a couple of housemates... (yes.)
15. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Urgh, no. No offense to people who like that, but I like to know people before having sex with them.
16. Ever been picked up in a bar?
People try. They never succeed. ^^
17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes.
18. Had sex in a movie theater?
Erm, not really. Maybe a bit of heavy petting the odd time when the theater is mostly empty.
19. Had sex in a bathroom?
Only in my own or my partner's home. Or a hotel, once - but hotel bathrooms are probably cleaner than my own!
20. Have you ever had sex at work?
Uh, no.
21. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.
22. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes. But less than I'd like to.
23. Is there any sex act or kink you haven't tried but would like to?
Many, but I guess the main one is strapon sex. (Good strapons are expensive, dammit!)
24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
There's one person who has pics, but I trust him with my life. :3 Oh and my sub drew me nude once... I recommend doing this with a partner, it's really erotic. :3
25. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.
26. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Well, intercourse is defined as covering all penetrative sexual acts, so yes.
27. What's your favorite sexual position?
Anything that allows me to be touched at the same time. But I like to experiment more than sticking to any particular one.
28. What's your favorite sex act?
Fingering. Any and all possibilities. Also all forms of orgasm control/denial and forced orgasms. Preferably both of them combined. ^^
29. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
More than one tbh...
2. Have you ever HAD sex with a friend?
Well, I was just friends with my sub for over a year before we ever did anything sexual, so yes.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left. I sleep on my left side and want to face out from the middle so... (spooning! :DDDD)
4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope.
5. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
In the shower, yes, many times.
6. Do you watch/read pornography?
... ... ... I think we all know the answer to this. ^^ (Yes.)
7. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Depends what's meant by this... I mostly top, but I wouldn't consider people who bottom for me passive. Passive bottoms are boring. But they're not exactly aggressive, either.
8. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
ALL THE TIME! :D Lol, erm, I like sleepy morning sex.
9. Would you choose love or money?
Love.
10. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Spanking, bondage, orgasm control/forced orgasms.
11. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Eh, does does the *kneads breasts a little* *sticks it in* *uh- uh- uh- DONE* *roll over* *sleep* thing count? Cause hey, no foreplay and not making sure I even orgasm is pretty damn rude.
12. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Hm. *thinks* sex by candlelight on the sofa, probably.
13. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Bent over the kitchen table? Probably, I think. I'm not really into exhibitionism/public sex and there aren't really many weird places in the home lol.
14. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Well, me and sub did live in a room that wasn't lockable for a couple of months, and we had a couple of housemates... (yes.)
15. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Urgh, no. No offense to people who like that, but I like to know people before having sex with them.
16. Ever been picked up in a bar?
People try. They never succeed. ^^
17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes.
18. Had sex in a movie theater?
Erm, not really. Maybe a bit of heavy petting the odd time when the theater is mostly empty.
19. Had sex in a bathroom?
Only in my own or my partner's home. Or a hotel, once - but hotel bathrooms are probably cleaner than my own!
20. Have you ever had sex at work?
Uh, no.
21. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.
22. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes. But less than I'd like to.
23. Is there any sex act or kink you haven't tried but would like to?
Many, but I guess the main one is strapon sex. (Good strapons are expensive, dammit!)
24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
There's one person who has pics, but I trust him with my life. :3 Oh and my sub drew me nude once... I recommend doing this with a partner, it's really erotic. :3
25. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.
26. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Well, intercourse is defined as covering all penetrative sexual acts, so yes.
27. What's your favorite sexual position?
Anything that allows me to be touched at the same time. But I like to experiment more than sticking to any particular one.
28. What's your favorite sex act?
Fingering. Any and all possibilities. Also all forms of orgasm control/denial and forced orgasms. Preferably both of them combined. ^^
29. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No. (Sub and I did consider it, but after another sub propositioned us by sending a pic of himself with his ass ~presented for us, we were a little scared to keep looking for someone. xD) It's not really a kink of mine irl, but if my partner wanted it I would consider.
30. What's your most memorable sexual experience?
Oh. Hmmmm... There was this one time when I had my sub on my lap playing with him and me telling him he wasn't allowed to come actually made him come.. I don't know, there was something really connected and wonderful about that moment. The little surprised and horrified noise he made was pretty, too. ^^ But there have been quite a few memorable things. :)
30. What's your most memorable sexual experience?
Oh. Hmmmm... There was this one time when I had my sub on my lap playing with him and me telling him he wasn't allowed to come actually made him come.. I don't know, there was something really connected and wonderful about that moment. The little surprised and horrified noise he made was pretty, too. ^^ But there have been quite a few memorable things. :)
